March 2012
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
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Watchbromo-aj:
rest in peace.
first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
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AND THE OSCAR GETS A MERYL.
thepowerofthebeegees:
No god okay colin firth just read Shakespeare to me or something Jesus your voice
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
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On uploading gifs to tumblr:
Me: If the gifs are too large, they don't move.
Friend: Like fat people.
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Friend: Wait, his name is actually Peeta?
Me: What did you think it was?
Friend: I thought it was Peter and everyone was just saying it with an accent.
Me: So you thought we all just decided to say Peeta's name with an accent, but none of the other words we say?
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: ...yes.
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Boggs: Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
