January 2012
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
December 2011
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do you ever look at a math problem then immediately want to kill yourself
allthingsanonymous:
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
averysagetchristmas:
what concert costs 45 cents
50 cent feat. nickelback
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In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
A woman got wooden breast implants. It would be...
laughcentre:
WOODEN TIT
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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hahahahaha tumblr omg
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-spencerreid:
“don’t you die on me,” i say to my computer as i run to get the charger
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Why does this always happen on Facebook?
Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.
Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.
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